Terms and Conditions
Last Updated: February 17, 2025
Welcome to The Useless HQ, the ultimate headquarters of useless knowledge. As the overarching entity behind The Useless Show and other brilliantly pointless ventures, The Useless HQ exists to entertain, educate (sort of), and fill your brain with completely unnecessary facts.
The Useless HQ operates under CS Interactive, a legally registered company in the Netherlands. That means that while our content may be utterly useless, our legal structure is very real. By using our website, watching our content, or engaging with anything we create, you agree to the following Terms and Conditions.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By accessing any content from The Useless HQ, you agree to comply with these Terms, all applicable laws, and the unspoken rule that useless knowledge is the best knowledge. If you break these rules, we reserve the right to ban, block, or simply ignore you forever.
2. Intellectual Property & Copyright
📌 Our Content
All videos, images, text, audio, logos, and any other form of brilliantly useless content we create are protected by copyright and belong to The Useless HQ.
📌 What You Can Do
✅ Enjoy, watch, and share our content.
✅ Embed our videos (YouTube already has a button for that).
✅ React to our content, as long as you add value and follow fair use policies.
📌 What You Can’t Do
❌ Reupload, copy, or claim our content as your own.
❌ Modify and distribute our content without permission.
❌ Use our branding, logos, or assets in a misleading way.
Violating these rules may result in legal action, a strongly worded email, or worse—a sarcastic public callout.
3. User Behavior & Community Guidelines
We like to keep things fun, but even useless knowledge has rules:
✅ Be respectful – No hate speech, harassment, or being a general nuisance.
✅ No spamming – One meme per second is not an acceptable strategy.
✅ No impersonation – Unless you can do a perfect imitation (but still, don’t).
✅ Follow platform rules – YouTube, Discord, or any other platform we exist on has rules, and yes, they apply here too.
If you break these guidelines, we might ban, mute, or exile you faster than a bad fact gets debunked.
4. Disclaimer & Liability
📌 For Entertainment Purposes Only
Everything we create is meant for entertainment and informational purposes. We do our best to fact-check, but if you try to prove a fact in real life and something goes terribly wrong, that’s on you.
📌 Use Common Sense
If we say “Did you know a crocodile can climb a tree?”, that doesn’t mean you should go test it.
📌 No Guarantees
We don’t promise that our website, YouTube channel, or services will be available 24/7, completely error-free, or make you instantly smarter. But we do promise they will be entertaining.
5. Third-Party Links & Ads
Sometimes, we include links, sponsors, or ads. If you click on them and end up in a strange corner of the internet, that’s your adventure, not ours. We are not responsible for anything outside The Useless HQ.
6. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms whenever we feel like it (or when a lawyer tells us to). If we do, we’ll make reasonable efforts to notify you. Continuing to use our content after an update means you accept the new terms—so check back occasionally (or don’t, we won’t force you).
7. Governing Law
These Terms are governed by the laws of the Netherlands, because apparently, even a useless empire needs legal boundaries. If a dispute arises, we’d prefer to settle it with rock-paper-scissors, but legally, it will have to go through the appropriate Dutch legal channels.
8. Contact Us
If you have questions, complaints, or just want to share a random useless fact, reach out to us at:
Congratulations! You’ve just read the most useless yet legally necessary document of your life.
Now, go forth and spread the uselessness. 🚀